he fell asleep with his bed in his mouth
Take a fucking sip, bees
- Sombra: I know what might cheer you up! Some gossip.
- Reaper: I hate gossip. Gossip is for the weak.
- Reaper: What's it about?
I would date an actor just so I can tell people that my boyfriend’s an actor and then they’d be like “oh? What’s he been in?” And I’d say “me” and raise my wine glass and laugh because in this scenario I’m at a fancy cocktail party.
this is really just for me
I really really needed this wow
i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING
LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS
SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE
- Dark: oops
- Dark: looks like you made the wrong choice
- Dark: now we're going to be together
- Dark: forever
- Me: *throws Anti's luggage into the street*
- Dark : Oops you made the wrong choice. Now we will be together forever
- Me: Oh that's fine with me, fam